Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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