Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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