Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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