This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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