my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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