i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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