I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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