I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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