id be glad to
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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