Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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