Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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