I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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