Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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