she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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