What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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