You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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