Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
