I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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