I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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