Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Randomize
