I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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