Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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