You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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