There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
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