Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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