If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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