Plan B is the new Plan A
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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