Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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