it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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