i would punch a child for taco bell
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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