I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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