I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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