Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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