dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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