Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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