Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Randomize
