Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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