No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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