I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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