I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Randomize
