so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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