i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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