i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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