i don't like sucking hair
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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