so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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