Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
