i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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