i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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