The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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