I accidentally had phone sex last night
I want to have your abortion
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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