do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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