I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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