He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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